Parks and Rec’s Ron Swanson’s 55 Best Quotes

Ron Swanson of 'Parks and Recreation'

Parks and Recreation may have ended in 2015, but the wisdom of Ron Swanson (nickofferman)—and his obsession with meat, whiskey, and woodworking—is timeless. So if you’re looking ron swanson quotesWe’ve got them!

Ron Swanson may seem like a man of few words, but over the course of seven seasons of the series, he shares his thoughts on just about everything, from hard work (i.e., the virtues of avoiding it) to his distrust of Romantic relationships stemming from his two disastrous marriages to women named Tammy.

has had a lot of life experience, but her character hates being asked for advice.

“If any of you need anything, too bad,” Swanson once said on the show. “Address your problems on your own, like adults.”

Here are some hilarious and memorable quotes from Pawnee’s legendary parks director.

Ron Swanson Quotes

1. “There is only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that lies about being milk.”

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